every april fools day Hannibal sedates Will and drops him in the middle of an elk enclosure
someone told me once that shooting stars are really just angels throwing away their cigarettes before God could catch them smoking
1. No, cat calling is not flattering.
I feel like every man who has ever tried to convince me to take some rando shouting “Hey girl, nice ass” at me as a compliment sees it this way: You’re sitting outside some Italian café in…